Quote from Harry in Guilty as Dick
Sally: Harry, what are you doing in here? Harry: Dancing to the natural sounds of plumbing. Sally: Okay, well, get out 'cause I've got to use the bathroom. Harry: You can't kick me out of my own room! Sally: Okay, pilgrim. It's your funeral. [unbuttons pants] Harry: Oh, dear God! No, no, no, no, no!