Quote from Dick in Romeo & Juliet & Dick
Dick: I can just see it now on the marquee. "Dick Solomon directs a Dick Solomon production of Dick Solomon's Romeo and Juliet." Tommy: Yeah, whatever. [exits] Dick: Hmm. "Naturally, an actor must play the truth of the scene and not indulge in emotion for its own sake." Well, anyone knows that. Nina: I didn't know you were interested in acting. Dick: Well, yes, I am, but what I really want to do is direct. I'm not saying that I couldn't act. I could be very convincing. Light comedy. [laughs] Horror. [screams] Tragedy. [sobs] Mary: Morning. Dick: Look, Mary! I'm distraught! [wails] Or am I?