Dick: I can just see it now on the marquee. "Dick Solomon directs a Dick Solomon production of Dick Solomon's Romeo and Juliet."
Tommy: Yeah, whatever. [exits]
Dick: Hmm. "Naturally, an actor must play the truth of the scene and not indulge in emotion for its own sake." Well, anyone knows that.
Nina: I didn't know you were interested in acting.
Dick: Well, yes, I am, but what I really want to do is direct. I'm not saying that I couldn't act. I could be very convincing. Light comedy. [laughs] Horror. [screams] Tragedy. [sobs]
Mary: Morning.
Dick: Look, Mary! I'm distraught! [wails] Or am I?