Quote from Tommy in Proud Dick
Sally: Harry, you're back! Oh, we were so worried about you!
Harry: Whoa! Are you my wife?
Sally: Yeah, right. [slaps Harry]
Tommy: Harry, we have been looking all over for you.
Sally: Geez, Harry, you're a mess.
Tommy: Where have you been?
Harry: Well, I'm not sure. My mind's a complete blank.
Tommy: So then you're fine.