Mary: Oh, Dick, why are you doing this to yourself? Can't you just come back?
Dick: No, Mary. I have my pride!
Mary: So you're working at Rusty's.
Dick: Yes, they have some wonderful opportunities for advancement here. Did you know that the fry man who used to work here is now a multimillionaire?
Mary: What happened?
Dick: He lost his arm in the patty press and got a great lawyer.