Quote from Harry in Jolly Old St. Dick
Sally: Forget the stick, Dick. We found jobs. The mall is full of them. Christmas jobs. You are lookin' at a professional gift-wrapper. Harry: And I am the executive assistant to Mr. Santa Claus. Dick: I've heard of him. He's the muckedy-muck in charge of the whole shebang. Harry: Yeah, well, I'm kind of his right-hand elf.