Quote from Tommy in Jolly Old St. Dick
Tommy: I finally found something for August. Sally: Oh, perfume. Is this what she wants? Tommy: I don't know. So I also got her a portable CD player. Sally: Oh, she likes CDs. Tommy: I don't know. So I got her earrings. Oh, yeah, and a cellular phone and a belt. Sally: How did you afford all this stuff? Tommy: Oh, you know that jar of pennies I have in my room? Sally: Yeah. Tommy: It's where I hide Dick's credit card.