Dick: Hello? Hello? Mary! Mary! Mary, what have they done to your hair? Speak to me, Mary!
Janitor: Dr. Solomon, what are you doing here?
Dick: I'm trying to find Mary, but she's probably already dead!
Janitor: Are you sure she's not home eating a big meal, celebrating the holiday?
Dick: "Holiday"? What do you mean, "holiday"?
Janitor: It's Thanksgiving.
Dick: Oh! So it's not the apocalypse. It's... What did you call it?
Janitor: Thanksgiving. You should be home with your loved ones around a dinner table, giving thanks for what you've got.