Quote from Dick in Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick
Dick: It's a national holiday. Everybody gets to take the day off. [all cheer] Except for Sally. Sally: What? Dick: She has to go into the kitchen and make an enormous feast. Sally: Great. Our first holiday on earth, and I got to cook. Dick: And then after we eat, we have to give thanks. Sally: To me? For cooking? Oh! Dick: Oh, Sally. No, no, we have to give thanks for something bigger, something more important, something like... Well, not this, but something like how good looking I am. Maybe if we just run it through, it'll hit us.