Dick: Mary, you've come back early.
Mary: Oh, the conference was a disaster. I had to get out of there.
Dick: Are you sure that was a good idea? Maybe you should go back.
Mary: No. Besides, I missed you. Oh, I was so lone- Where's my fish?
Dick: Oh there's your fish.
Mary: That's not my fish.
Dick: Sure, it is.
Mary: You killed my fish!
Dick: No, I didn't! He did.
Mary: You jackass!
Dick: [to the fish] Yeah, you jackass!