Quote from Dick in My Mother the Alien
Dick: Mary? Mary, do you remember how I killed your fish? Mary: No. Dick: Well, I did, but I brought you something to make you feel better. Come on in! Mary: Whose baby is that? Dick: Mine. Well, not for keeps. It's really Sally's. I mean, she got it from Mrs. Dubcek. Let's just call it a rental. Come on. Play with it. Mary: Dick, you've got to take that child back to its mother. Dick: Come on. Just hold him. I guarantee you'll like it. Mary: I'm serious. Dick: Just take him for a spin around the block, and then we'll talk.