Candace: Well, I have some news. Maybe you'd better sit down. [Dick sighs] Tommy scored higher on the national merit quiz than anyone in Ohio's history.
Dick: It's not my fault!
Candace: Oh, that's a good thing. No, that's a good thing. You should be proud. You've raised a very bright boy.
Dick: I'm sorry. Could you repeat that?
Candace: You've raised a very bright boy?
Dick: No one's ever said that to me before. Say it again.
Candace: Well, actually, I wanted-
Dick: No, just say it! I love that - the bright boy part. Say it!
Candace: Bright boy. In fact, he's done so well, I think he should transfer to the Pickney Country Day School for the gifted.
Dick: Because I raised a gifted son?
Candace: Yes! Look at what you've already given him. The stimulation, the nurturing, and not to mention the genes he inherited.
Dick: You're right. I do give a lot as a father.