Quote from Tommy in World's Greatest Dick
Candace: Dr. Solomon, I'm Candace Ballard. Dick: Hello. What do you want? Candace: I'm Tommy's guidance counselor. Tommy: And, by the way, my guidance counselor might stop by tonight. Dick: Didn't I tell you to become the model student? Tommy: I did. I've aced every test. Dick: Then what's she doing here? Tommy: I don't know. I'm brilliant, not clairvoyant.