Candace: Dr. Solomon, I'm Candace Ballard.
Dick: Hello. What do you want?
Candace: I'm Tommy's guidance counselor.
Tommy: And, by the way, my guidance counselor might stop by tonight.
Dick: Didn't I tell you to become the model student?
Tommy: I did. I've aced every test.
Dick: Then what's she doing here?
Tommy: I don't know. I'm brilliant, not clairvoyant.