Harry: Tommy? Tommy, they're having a sci-fi convention in Cleveland.
Tommy: "Meet all the aliens from your favorite TV shows and movies. And Star Trek's Mr. Sulu, George Takei, will be signing copies of his new book, Warp Speed, Damn It: The Complete Rants of William Shatner."
Harry: This would be a perfect place to help people understand how wrong their impressions of us aliens are. Or we could just blow the whole damn place up.