Quote from Dick in Hotel Dick
George Takei: 14 bottles of champagne, shrimp cocktails, hummus on pita tips? Look, I had a Toblerone and two ginger ales. That's it. Seven massages? How could I get seven massages? Do I look relaxed? Do I? Frank: [removes towel from George's luggage] What's this? George Takei: All right, so I took one towel. One towel. I'm George Takei, damn it!