Dick: Sally, why are you wearing that skirt? It makes you look frumpy.
Sally: [gasps] I knew it! That Dick upstairs said this look worked for me. You know, I hate him.
Tommy: Yeah, he crashed the rambler.
Harry: He changed my name to Tommy.
Dick: Where does that leave you?
Tommy: Uh, he calls me Tommy, too.
Dick: Is that Tommy and the number, 2--?
Tommy: Oh, I don't know. The guy's a major head case.
Dick: I've heard enough. No one dictates humiliating and irrational edicts to my family. That's my job.