Harry: Isn't this beautiful? I mean, look at her, reunited with the birth mother she never knew.
Mrs. Dubcek: I love Ricki Lake. The other day, this woman finally came face-to-face with her stalker. And he was so sweet, she agreed to go out on a date with him.
Harry: Hmm, well, maybe if I went on that show, they would reunite me with Dick... Johnson. Dick Johnson. Little Dickie Johnson. Stop looking at me.