Evil Dick: Dr. Albright, dinner, my place, tonight.
Mary: Is that an invitation?
Evil Dick: No.
Mary: Well the cat thinks he has the mouse by the tail.
Evil Dick: Yes, but sometimes the cat likes to play with his prey before he goes in for the kill.
Mary: Well, the cat may have claws, but the mouse is quick.
Evil Dick: True, but the mouse will always fall for the cheese.
Mary: The cat likes a little cheese, too.
Evil Dick: And milk, and dead birds but he always licks himself clean.
Mary: You were asking me to dinner?
Evil Dick: Uh, yes.
Mary: I'll be there. [purrs]
Evil Dick: No, I'm the cat!