Mary: Dick, why did you bring me here? Everyone here is half my age and twice as good-looking.
Dick: Mary, you could jump back into this game in a second. You're tough competition for all these women.
Mary: Thank you, Dick.
Dick: You've been around the block more than any of them and they know it. Not to mention you could drink most of these men under the table. You are not a loser.
Mary: Loser? I never said-
Dick: Mary, repeat after me. "I am not a beast."