Dick: You know what the problem with your generation is? You never had to work!
Tommy: Work? I work! I'm third in command on this stupid mission!
Both: Oh, ha ha ha!
Dick: You know, I don't even know who you are anymore! You've changed!
Tommy: I have not.
Dick: Oh, yes. With your new life of learning. Your Internet. Your Nintendo. Your fancy friends.
Tommy: I-
Dick: MTV. Your virtual reality. Your- Your- And your- I don't even know!
Tommy: What are you talking about?
Dick: What am I talking about? I'll tell you what I'm talking about! I don't want you to go! [sighs] I don't want you to go.