Dick: That's it! I think you'd be a bad influence on my students. You are forbidden to go to Pendelton! How does that feel? Does it burn?
Tommy: Actually, that's fine. I'm starting to think you and me going to the same school would be a bad idea.
Dick: Oh, yeah? Well, guess what. This just in: you're going to Pendelton!
Tommy: What? No, I'm not!
Dick: You are! It's an order! Does it burn?
Tommy: What is your problem? So you're a bad teacher. So bad, I thought you knew!
Dick: One more word out of you, and you're getting your master's at Pendelton.
Tommy: But that is-
Dick: Care to go for your PhD?
Tommy: Dick, you're-
Dick: Oh, look who's on the tenure track, Dr. Tommy Solomon.