Quote from Dick in Why Dickie Can't Teach
Dick: Next, we measure the decay with difference delta gamma for the mass eigenstates, assuming CP invariance. The CP eigenstates and the mass eigenstates are... what? Leon? Leon: Dr. Solomon, are you allowed to dispense ibuprofen? Dick: Wrong. Pitman? Pitman: Aspirin? Dick: Bug? Here! Bug: Chimps! Dick: CP eigenstates implies that they are the same. Caryn: Dr. Solomon, there is no possible way we could have known that. Dick: Oh, really? And yet, my son knew that. Didn't you, Tommy? Tommy: Well, I thought I knew that until you started explaining it. I can see them not getting it. Dick: Oh, yeah. I know. As usual, I'm handing out sandwiches in the cemetery. Class is dismissed.