Dick: Tommy! Tommy! If I were a bad teacher, don't you think there would be some slight evidence suggesting that?
Tommy: Your students have been in the same class for years?
Dick: Well, so? You've been in high school for years.
Tommy: Yeah, but each year I advanced to the next grade.
Dick: That was high school. This is Pendelton.
Tommy: Pendelton serves fish sticks. My high school served fish... sticks.
Dick: I told you about the fish sticks in confidence.