Dick: Say, Sally, last night when we were out with Don and Mary, did you notice anything strange?
Sally: You mean the way they acted all weird when we talked about how good they are in bed?
Dick: No. No, the way they didn't say anything about how good we are in bed.
Sally: Hey, you're right! I mean, what kind of freaks don't openly discuss their lover's sex moves in public?
Dick: It's crazy, no?