Dick: It's so nice to see you and Mary getting along. Isn't she wonderful?
Big Giant Head: She certainly tries to give off that impression.
Dick: Yep. She's a keeper.
Big Giant Head: Son, I want you to break up with her.
Dick: What?
Big Giant Head: You heard me.
Dick: But she's my girlfriend.
Big Giant Head: She's a slut and a boozer! Two qualities I usually like in a woman. But that's not good enough for my son!