Quote from Dick in Dick Strikes Out
Dick: What are you doing with those? Chancellor Duncan: I'm thinking of giving them back to you. What do you think of that, Dr. Solomon? Dick: I think that would be a huge mistake, chancellor. Chancellor Duncan: Would it? [slides the resignation letters towards Dick] Dick: Yes. Accepting them was your greatest triumph. [slides them back] Chancellor Duncan: You'd like to see me fired, wouldn't you? [slides them towards Dick] Dick: No, and believe me, I have no designs on your position. [slides them back] Chancellor Duncan: Oh, I'm sorry, Solomon, but I can read you like a book. You lose. [returns the letters] I'm rehiring the faculty. Now take your letters and get out of my office. Dick: Well, it looks like you've outsmarted me once again. [laughs] I mean, damn!