Quote from Harry in Sex and the Sally
Dick: Mary thinks I'm cheap. Harry: What, cheap? You're not cheap. You're thrifty. Tommy: Frugal. Harry: Economical. Tommy: Cheap. Harry: Yeah, that's it. You're cheap. Dick: I can't let her think that. From now on, I'm tipping a generous 3% to 5%. Harry & Tommy: [both chirp] Cheap cheap cheap! Cheap cheap cheap! Dick: I am not cheap!