Dick: I am about to reveal something astounding.
Mary: I think you're overestimating yourself.
Dick: Behold! An ATM card.
Mary: Oh. Congratulations. You're now a member of a very elite group of two, three hundred million Americans.
Dick: My name is raised. You can touch it if you want.
Mary: No, thanks.
Dick: When I press it into my forehead, you can read my name backwards.
Mary: Pace yourself, we have a whole semester.