Quote from Dick in Assault with a Deadly Dick
Mary: Why did I think tonight would be any different? You are insane. Dick: It's the world that's insane! They talk about the universe being random. Ha! This is the place that's random. Mary: I'm leaving. Dick: People assaulting total strangers for no other reason than to take their money! That's right, run away from the problem! Sooner or later you're going to have to come to terms with the fact that the earth is a cold, dark and evil place crawling with crazed ne'er-do-wells and larcenous jackanapes! Well, I don't like it! Lieutenant! Sally: Yes, sir. Dick: This planet has crossed the line. Assemble the giant robot. Sally: We didn't pack it. Dick: We didn't? Why not? Sally: I wanted to, but you needed the room for your exercise bike, which, I might add, you never use.