Dick Quote #211
Quote from Dick in Assault with a Deadly Dick
Mary: Why did I think tonight would be any different? You are insane.
Dick: It's the world that's insane! They talk about the universe being random. Ha! This is the place that's random.
Mary: I'm leaving.
Dick: People assaulting total strangers for no other reason than to take their money! That's right, run away from the problem! Sooner or later you're going to have to come to terms with the fact that the earth is a cold, dark and evil place crawling with crazed ne'er-do-wells and larcenous jackanapes! Well, I don't like it! Lieutenant!
Sally: Yes, sir.
Dick: This planet has crossed the line. Assemble the giant robot.
Sally: We didn't pack it.
Dick: We didn't? Why not?
Sally: I wanted to, but you needed the room for your exercise bike, which, I might add, you never use.
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‘Assault with a Deadly Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Don: Okay, Mr. Solomon, it's time to finger your perp.
Dick: [points to Mary] Believe me, I've tried, but she just won't let me.
Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
Mrs. Dubcek: Hi, hi. I heard about your car radio. Did you call the cops?
Dick: Oh, I don't think that's necessary.
Mrs. Dubcek: Well, don't be silly. You go down to the station, you ask for Officer Franco, an Italian gentlemen, very nice. He came right over when my boyfriend got beat up in my living room.
Dick: Your boyfriend got beat up in your own house?
Mrs. Dubcek: Yeah. Well, my husband didn't care for him.
Quote from Don
Harry: Well, Officer Don, we're here to report a crime.
Sally: I blame myself. I dropped my guard.
Don: It's not your fault. Crime happens. On the surface, Rutherford may look like small town America, but just beneath the well-manicured lawns lies a hotbed of criminal activity. We may be in the shadow of Cleveland, but it's in the shadows where evil lurks.