Dick: Look, the problem is, these books are full of dry facts but no value judgments. I mean, this is your field. You tell me. Out of all the possible ethnic groups, which one is the best?
Mary: Oh, no, there's no best. It's all subjective.
Dick: Well, which do you find the most interesting?
Mary: Oh, there are so many. Um... I love the creative ambition of the Maori people, uh, the Polynesian culture with its joyous embrace of nature, uh, the quiet dignity of-
Dick: What's the sexiest?
Mary: Italians.
Dick: Italians?
Mary: Smoky, swarthy. Gotta have 'em. Oh, gotta go.