Tommy: You see, Alissa, the problem wasn't the TV. The problem was we didn't have Dolby 6-speaker digital surround-sound.
Sally: Stupid!
Tommy: But now we have everything. Okay. Hold on. [Entertainment Tonight theme plays] Okay. We're at 30% volume. [music louder] 40%. 50%. Ahhh!
Alissa: Stop it!
Tommy: Whoa! I feel like I'm watching entertainment tonight at Carnegie freakin' Hall.
Sally: Awesome!
Alissa: Turn it down! [music stops] How loud do you need to hear that it's Mary Steenburgen's birthday?
Sally: Louder?