Salesman: Hello. May I help you?
Dick: Yes. I am quite livid! I purchased this computer here two weeks ago, and I can't do anything with it. It's broken.
Salesman: We haven't sold this machine here for six years.
Dick: Fine, fine. I'll just take store credit, then.
Salesman: This is stamped "Property of Pendelton university."
Dick: You have sold me stolen goods? How dare you!
Salesman: You did not buy this computer here. You are lying. You are a liar.
Dick: I thought the customer was always right.