Mary: You know, I think I have something. I found it when I moved eight years ago. It's in the freezer. It's a joint.
Dick: Oh, a doobie. Let's Bogart that fat boy.
Mary: You know what I regret? I never made it to Woodstock.
Dick: Ah, yes, Woodstock, the three-day concert held on a farm in upstate New York that included many of the most popular music bands of the time, felt to be the culmination of the counterculture movement, captured by the song, "Woodstock," by Joni Mitchell.
Mary: Found it!
Dick: The song was popularized by Crosby, Stills & Nash, which is ironic since theirs was the more commercial version which is the antithesis of the spirit of the festival.
Mary: Here we go. [Mary lights up] This isn't a joint. It's a frozen French fry. Oh, well, I guess we'll just settle for wine.