Dick Quote #174
Quote from Dick in The Dicks They Are a Changin'
Mary: You know, I think I have something. I found it when I moved eight years ago. It's in the freezer. It's a joint.
Dick: Oh, a doobie. Let's Bogart that fat boy.
Mary: You know what I regret? I never made it to Woodstock.
Dick: Ah, yes, Woodstock, the three-day concert held on a farm in upstate New York that included many of the most popular music bands of the time, felt to be the culmination of the counterculture movement, captured by the song, "Woodstock," by Joni Mitchell.
Mary: Found it!
Dick: The song was popularized by Crosby, Stills & Nash, which is ironic since theirs was the more commercial version which is the antithesis of the spirit of the festival.
Mary: Here we go. [Mary lights up] This isn't a joint. It's a frozen French fry. Oh, well, I guess we'll just settle for wine.
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Quote from Tommy
Dick: Tommy, how are you coming along with our histories?
Tommy: Oh, I have them right here. Legal documents, school records, doctored pictures, the works. Dick Solomon, class nerd, held back by a domineering mother, went to work for NASA in '74, but was fired after a minor procurement scandal. Newspaper clippings are enclosed. Major burnout led to a string of second-rate teaching jobs... yada, yada, yada, ending up here.
Dick: Well, this is excellent.
Sally: What about me?
Tommy: Sally. Stockbroker during the greedy '80s. Made and lost several fortunes before psychological problems and gender confusion led to a sex change operation in 1988.
Harry: I'm next.
Tommy: Harry. Harry, you're adopted, but we haven't told you yet.
Harry: Oh, that's gonna hurt.
Quote from Dick
Nina: The administration office called. They contacted Stanford about transferring your graduate records, but they don't seem to have them.
Dick: Are you implying that I don't have records? All humans have records, and I'm a human. Therefore, I have records.
Nina: I'm sorry, but Stanford says they have no record of you at all.
Dick: Oh, those incompetents. Do I have to fly out to Denver and straighten this out myself?
Nina: Stanford's in California, not Denver.
Dick: Well, that explains it. They lost my records in the move.
Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
Mrs. Dubcek: Oh, the '60s. What a lovely, lovely decade. You know, a lot of the stuff in this apartment is from the '60s.
Dick: Boy, classic things never go out of style.
Mrs. Dubcek: Well, those long-haired freaks thought they were so cool. Let me tell you one thing. I was reading poetry with Jack Kerouac in a cage in 1956, both of us buck naked.
Dick: Yes, well, thank you for that disturbing visual.
Mrs. Dubcek: I didn't hear Kerouac complain.