Dick: Okay, everybody, I've got it. I played with the numbers a bit, entered a few harmless clerical mistakes, and guess what. The government now owes us $375,000!
Tommy: Wow.
Sally: Oh, yeah!
Tommy: Who needs Ed McMahon? We've got Uncle Sam!
Dick: This is really working out great for us. If we keep doing our taxes like this, in a few years, we'll be millionaires.