Quote from Tommy in Dick Solomon of the Indiana Solomons
Janine: What are you doing? Tommy: Making my move. Janine: Tommy, we can't do that. We're, like, cousins. Tommy: Oh, yeah. About that, see the thing is, that's not really illegal or anything. It's just taboo. Janine: Oh, my god! I'm, like, so creeped out. Tommy: Wait, wait. We're very distant cousins. You have no idea how distant we are. Distant!