Dick: Hey! What are you doing to my body, you moron? You're gonna get it fat and stretched out!
Sally: Lieutenant, I always eat this way.
Dick: Well, you can't anymore. You're never going to keep a boyfriend.
Sally: Aha! Speaking of boyfriends, I've decided that Don is no gentleman. I think it's time you moved on.
Dick: You better not mess up my relationship with Don.
Sally: Oh, please.
Dick: Oh, you are such a bonehead! After I tried so hard not to blow things with Albright.
Sally: "Tried"? What does that mean? What happened?
Dick: Nothing.
Sally: Tell me, dammit!
Dick: Well, I got bummed out when I couldn't find nice shoes for your big, fat feet! And I may have gotten a little weepy.
Sally: Thank you so much. Now she thinks I'm some hysterical, shoe-loving wussy! You're worried about getting fat? Just watch this.
Dick: You give me that sandwich, you horrible man!