Tommy: Well, I learned one thing from those tough guys at the bar. You know how they say you can't judge a book by its cover? It's a big lie.
Harry: Mm, true. That's what the cover's for. Tells you exactly what's in the book.
Tommy: Yeah. From now on, I look at people, make snap judgments, and stick with 'em.
Dick: But it's not true. I just spent two days in Sally's body, and people made all sorts of assumptions based on how I looked. And it was still me inside.
Sally: Yeah. Well, this body took some getting used to at first, but now it feels like home.
Dick: Well, I'm glad to be back in my body. And you know, Sally, I was mad at first, but now I really don't mind the shaved legs.
Sally: You know, I did your butt, too.
Dick: Oh, don't think I didn't notice.