Quote from Dick in Angry Dick
Frank: She says you're some big deal professor at the college. Dick: Hardly. It's quantum astrophysics. A drugged monkey could do it. What about you? Frank: I work the line at the ball bearing plant. Dick: No, the Cincor plant? Frank: Yeah. Dick: Are you kidding? I love your bearings. What do you make? Thrust bearings or linear? Frank: Actually, I do journal bearings. Dick: Wow! Is that plain or rolling contact? Frank: On a good day, both. Dick: Man, the stories you must have. Frank: A few, a few. You know, I thought you'd be more of an egghead. Dick: No, all meat.