Tommy: Guys, Dick's home.
Harry: Oh, gosh, he's gonna be so excited.
Dick: [humming the theme from Love Story]
Sally: Dick, what do you think?
Dick: I think I found my soul mate.
Tommy: No. What do you think of this?
Dick: This? Oh, this is stupid.
Harry: Blasphemer!
Tommy: No, no! It's not his fault. We're so cutting-edge, it just confuses him. People have to be eased into this.
Dick: Cutting-edge? You just moved the kitchen into the living room. [all groan]