Dick: My office is so empty without you.
Mary: Well, how about a new couch to brighten things up?
Dick: Can you do that?
Mary: Oh, sure. Just call the warehouse and tell them Dean Albright said you could have a new couch.
Dick: And maybe a chair?
Mary: Sure.
Dick: And some sporty throw pillows to add a splash of color?
Mary: Make it so! [exits]
Dick: Oh, this is unreal. And my girlfriend's the Dean! My girlfriend's the Dean! I'm the Dean!