Mrs. Walters: Okay, everybody, let's take our seats and get started. As you know, this is my sixth year as chairman of the bake sale. And, um I think we've done pretty darn well. Last year, we raised $500.
Sally: How much did you make before that?
Mrs. Walters: Well, I don't want to brag, but we've made roughly $500 each of the last six years.
Sally: Uh-huh. So what you're saying is, the group is stagnating under your leadership.
Mrs. Walters: You're new around here. Let's start the meeting, shall we? Any thoughts on this year's sale?
Sally: Yeah, I have a thought. This group isn't advancing. It's retreating. You dropped the ball, sister.
Mrs. Walters: I am a master chef. I trained at the culinary institute of Pittsburgh. I think I know a little bit about baking.
Sally: Okay, well, here's what I know about baking: zip. These troops need a leader, not some chirpy, weak-chinned, underachieving drone. No offense. Look, if you aim for 500 bucks, you get 500 bucks. But there's a saying where I come from, "When you want to punch someone in the nose, you aim for the back of the head." That is, if they have a head. So, I say aim for 10 grand and don't settle for anything less than five.