Dick: I think these humans bend the truth because this is a difficult place to live. It's a lonely blue dot on the far end of the galaxy. And all the half-truths and flattery and diplomacy are the lubricant that people spread on each other to get over the rough spots.
Tommy: It's a lot easier on our planet. No one ever lies.
Dick: Except, of course, when you don't want to help somebody move.
Sally: I was sick that day.
Dick: I helped you move.
Sally: I had two boxes.
Dick: Who packed the boxes?
Sally: Okay, listen, if we're gonna...