Dick: What are you reading?
Sally: Vogue. Ha! Look at this. "Stomachs are in. Breasts are out." Well, that's just basic anatomy.
Dick: Huh. Why don't you look like that?
Sally: Because that woman has used a line of products that promotes moist-looking skin and a vacant look in her eyes.
Dick: Well, get some.
Tommy: I've also noticed, Lieutenant, that most girls smell better than you do.
Sally: All right, it's my job to research women, so I'll get some soap, but I want it understood it's not because I want to smell nice.