Quote from Dick in Dick, Smoker
Dr. Bankson: All right, rinse out your mouth. Now spit. [Sally spits the mouthwash onto Dr. Bankson's gown] You've never been to a dentist's office before, have you? Sally: Well, you know, gal on the go. Dr. Bankson: All right. Could you open wider, please? Wider. [Sally coughs] [to Dick] You can't smoke in here. Dick: All right, I'll smoke in the waiting room. Dr. Bankson: Uh, you can't smoke in the waiting room, either. Dick: Then I'll smoke in the hall. Dr. Bankson: I'm sorry, you can't smoke anywhere in the building. Dick: You know, you're awfully smug for a man in a paper coat.