Dick: I'm new at this. You see, I've been getting a feeling, and I'm trying to identify it.
Mary: Rub it. Maybe it'll go away.
Dick: I just want to make it feel better.
Mary: Well, you could start by saying "I'm sorry."
Dick: Okay, I'm sorry.
Mary: Well, you could say it as if you meant it.
Dick: Oh, of course. Dr. Albright, I'm very sorry.
Mary: Thank you.
Dick: Well, that felt great. Let's do it again. Dr. Albright, I'm very sorry. Oh! Ooh! Ohh!
Mary: Get away from me!
Dick: What did I not do right?
Mary: Go away!
Dick: I don't understand!