Quote from Dick in Brains and Eggs
Dick: So "p" itself is always even. And we can write "p" equals 2s, where "s" is some other integer. Substituting "p," we find "p" to the second power equals 2s to the second power, equals 4s to the second power, equals 2q to the second power. And we find? Who can tell me? Anyone? [silence] Okay, I'm getting ahead of everyone. Let's simplify. How far away is Cleveland? Pitman: 52 miles. Dick: Someone give me another answer. Bug: An hour away. Dick: Cleveland is an hour away. Someone give me another answer. Bug: A $9 bus ticket. Dick: Cleveland is $9 away. Bug: Oh, a felony charge. The federal courthouse is there. Dick: Yes! Cleveland is a felonious assault away.