Quote from Tommy in Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary
August: Tommy? Tommy: Who disturbs me? August: Why weren't you in school today? Were you sick or something? Tommy: Yes. Sick over the lack of fresh rapini greens in this cursed town. August: How did you learn to cook? Tommy: I should just as soon ask, "how did you learn to breathe?" Now stir this creme fraiche. August: For how long? Tommy: Until your arm falls off.