Mrs. Dubcek: Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. Oh. Love's Delicate Thunder.
Sally: Forbidden love is always the sweetest, isn't it?
Mrs. Dubcek: Oh, yeah. But that Hunter Carlton is trouble through and through.
Sally: But, Mrs. Dubcek, how could you judge him so harshly? I know he's gruff and insolent and makes women cry for sport, but is there a more handsome or tortured soul in all of Spencerville?
Mrs. Dubcek: No.
Sally: Mrs. Dubcek, I've been such a fool! Don's been waiting so patiently for me, and all the while I've been callously disregarding his manly needs. What's wrong with me?
Mrs. Dubcek: Nothing that a pint of bourbon and a cheap motel room won't fix.
Sally: Yes. You're right. I will kiss him. I will kiss him.